Friday, March 28, 2014

Favourite Children's Stories, Tales and Fables

Perhaps I am thinking of children's stories because I've been reading in elementary schools this month. When I was in elementary school, I liked to hear the teacher read stories. I truly loved it when my mother read stories to us at home (bedtime or any time).  I still enjoy reading stories to children. One of the keys to reading to children is to change your voice for the different characters (fun for the reader also).

This week I have three short lists followed by a Top Twelve List. I'm sure you know most of these stories, if not all of them.

Four favourite Fables:
The Fox and the Grapes   the old 'sour grapes' tale
The Tortoise and the Hare   slow and steady wins the race (despite knowing the story, I still rooted for that doggone hare each time)
The Dog and the Manger   unfortunately I know people who are very much like that dog
The Lion and the Mouse   possibly the best of all of Aesop's fables
These four fables and many many others were told by Aesop, but most of them were not written by Aesop. Instead, they were passed along in an oral tradition that was very rich in many cultures.  African, Asian and Native American fables and folktales were attributed to the nations rather than having  a single person credited with authorship.In fact, the Brothers Grimm collected and recorded fairy tales which had circulated before their time.   

Four Favourite Fairy Tales:
Hansel and Gretel   a German horror tale collected by the Grimm Brothers
The Ugly Duckling   one of Hans Christian Anderson's more popular tales
Cinderella   of the dozen or so versions I've seen, I still find the Disney Cartoon the most fun
Jack and the Beanstalk   admit it...Jack would be considered a gangster today
Many of the stories passed down through the ages are for working class children and these stories often paint the rich and powerful as villains. At the same time, the goal of the poor girl or boy is to marry into a royal family. Oh well...

Four Books I Enjoyed (as a boy):
The Saggy Baggy Elephant  by Kathryn Jackson   a story of feeling like an outcast before learning one's identity
The Little Engine That Could  by Watty Piper   I used to really like this; it has a childlike appeal
Ferdinand the Bull   by Munro Leaf   you don't have to act like the other bulls just because you're a bull       interesting
Walter, the Lazy Mouse  by  Marjorie Flack  what a treat this was in my third grade classroom...an anti-laziness lesson    Walter was so lazy that by the time he was ready to go to school, the others were already coming home. He consistently overslept and one time, he slept so long that his parents forgot about him and moved without him. That's when his lesson began.

There are many stories that delighted me as a youth.  Most of them are not on these lists. I should mention that none of my lists are all-inclusive lists, but merely a reflection of my opinion (at the time). Before my top 12 are listed, I would like to note my appreciation for the stories of Dr. Seuss which were read to me and my brothers decades ago. Although we were entertained by all of the Seuss books, How the Grinch Stole Christmas is a classic among classics.  At one point in my life, I had memorized most of that story-poem. The Dr. Seuss style enchanted me so much that I wrote my first book, Benny and the Basketball Bully, in rhymed verse.

The Top Twelve:
12. The Princess and the Pea  H.C. Anderson  
11. The Emperor's New Clothes  H.C. Anderson  deep message for all of us
10. The Three Little Pigs   you know the fairy tale, but please try to check out The Three Little Bops, a 1957 jazz cartoon featuring the pigs as a jazz combo with a trumpet playing wolf trying to join their group...great stuff (Looney Tunes)
 9. The Five Chinese Brothers  a Chinese folktale about five brothers whose unity saves the day   the book came into controversy some years ago because the American artists drew the pictures of the characters in a heavy handed stereotypical manner   the criticism of the artwork was justified, but the story still stands up pretty well
 8. The Hippopotamus and the Tortoise  a Nigerian folktale( upon which Rumpelstiltskin was partly based and which the Grimm Brothers collected). This story is quite entertaining . Please treat yourself and your children to it.
 7. The Brave Little Tailor  seven in one blow  I love, I mean, loved this story; another Grimm Brothers tale
 6. The Story of the Three Bears  by Robert Southey, who admitted that he had heard this story circulated before he 'wrote' it. In the versions before Southey's, the precursor to Goldilocks was clearly considered the antagonist. In other words, Goldilocks was the villain
and the bears were the victims. This is what I've been saying for almost fifty years!! Somehow the little blonde girl has been turned into the innocent defenseless plaintiff.(darned media)
 5. The Little Red Hen  a Russian folktale   no work--no food
 4. The Three Billy Goats Gruff  my favourite of the classic "literary three" wherein each entry proves to be bigger or better or more interesting than the last...and the third is last   As the eldest brother, I identified with the oldest billy goat who saved the day.
 3. The Bremen Town Musicians   animals, music, crime fighting...how could it go wrong?
 2. The 12 Dancing Princesses  another Grimm masterpiece   read it again (to your children, of course)  a classic example of the king and his daughters' suitors (or would be suitors)
 1. Stone Soup  the folktale to end all folktales   a powerful story of sharing          all for all

So long for now.

Friday, March 21, 2014

100 Things That Make Me Happy

This list was written in the nineties. I am reprinting it exactly as I wrote it approximately fifteen years ago. I hope you like it.

David's List
There are a number of things that tick us off these days and we don't mind telling each other when we're peeved.
But, how about the things that delight us? Here are 100 things that make me happy.

The sound of birds singing
Watching a riderless horse
A pregnant woman (especially when she's smiling)
Broccoli with cheese
Black-and-white movies
A star-filled sky
The New York Yankees
Boogie Woogie piano
A well done prat fall
A woman with sass
Easter hats
The sound of trumpets
Identical twins
Black Cherry ice cream
Grey Flannel cologne
Listening to an elderly gentleman
Making a child laugh
Rosie Perez' voice
Spinach and cheese
Wooden floors and furniture
A cold Dr.Pepper
Twist endings
Seeing an animal feed its baby
Memories of my grandparents
Scrambled eggs with cheese

Announcing mate-in-three
A tiger's walk
The smell of White Diamonds
Learning a new game
Louis Armstrong's horn
Louis Armstrong's voice
Grocery shopping (without a list)
Reruns of The Wild Wild West
A little boy in a suit
Hot summer days
Reading to my mother
Fifty-dollar bills
That old time gospel music
Sheryl Lee Ralph's dimples
Singing along with Mitch
Foghorn Leghorn
Cake with icing
Starting a new mystery book
A grazing cow
A good karate flick
Oddjob vs. James Bond
Asparagus (with cheese)
Notre Dame sports
Christmas shopping
1930s movie dialogue

Sheryl Lee Ralph's eyes
A record player
Farm animals
Hearing my mother's voice
Watching a good musical
The Nicholas Brothers
Finding paper money in the dryer
An old fashioned porch swing
Drawing with a pencil
Seamed stockings
Honeydew melon
Falling in love
Sitting in the theatre, popcorn in hand
A Rickey Henderson slide
Doris Day on film
Doris Day on wax
A kiss on the cheek from an elderly woman
Beeman's Pepsin gum
Hitting my number (straight!)
Moon River sung by Jerry Butler
Doo Wop sung by just about anybody
Watching a child show off her school work
Seeing my mother laugh
Ice cold lemonade in the summer
A banana split (at any time)

Listening to Dinah Washington
Photographing indoors
Seeing a bulldog
The first glimpse of the baseball diamond when I'm walking up the ramp
Watchng Sugar Ray fight (Robinson, not Leonard)
Mushroom pizzas (with extra cheese)
Wilson Pickett's shouts
M.C.Hammer's moves
Sheryl Lee Ralph's lips
The junior phase of Ms Pac-Man
A pie-in-the-face on television
A female southern accent
Macaroni and cheese
Okay...cheese!
Watching a squirrel watch me
Doing crossword puzzles in ink
Laughing so hard I cry
Listening to someone who knows
My brothers
A James Cagney film
Being in love
Writing lists
A good shoe shine
Beating the contestants on Jeopardy
Settling down for a good night's sleep after a real good day


So long for now. 

Friday, March 14, 2014

Not Just A Song & A Dance

Who doesn't like being entertained?
I love good singing, good dancing, good comedians, good acting and good musicians. But what of those talented people who are not billed as any of the aforementioned? There are plenty of acts that fall into different categories (which is not to say that the entertainers do not include some comedy or song in their performances ). With the exception of sports, I have listed two dozen of my favourite forms of entertainment.
Of course I shall first list a few acts that I would not care to see (or hear):
Sword swallowing
Puppeteers
Hog callers
High wire artists
Contortionists
Clowns (I really enjoyed them decades and decades ago--especially Milky--but not anymore)
Guessers...of weights, ages,etc.
I am not saying for one moment that the above listed are not talented, just that I have no desire to see them. In the Top 24  List which follows, I shall not necessarily be touting one talent over another. I would not say that The Nicholas Brothers were better than Louis Armstrong (that may even sound like a silly comparison to some folks). Ah, but I could say that I would prefer to see one over the other--
a tough call in this example.
Here are a few talents which almost made the list...quick change artists, pool table trick shooters, destroyers/wreckers. When I was ten, I'm pretty sure that the destroyers would have been at the top of the list. Have you seen the two guys on television who destroy offices and rooms in minutes!? Free runners would be at the top of my list today if their venue were a bit more contained and I could see them on stage as opposed to over an expanse of territory and property...talk about an exciting skill.

24  Acts  I  Enjoy

24. Caricaturists   I enjoy watching a good ten-minute rendering
23. Animal Tricks   (some...and not in a circus)
22. Whistling   an underrated skill which we seldom witness anymore
21. Cheering   not until I met a competitive cheerleader did I realize the intricacies of cheering (and did you know that Samuel L. Jackson
                        and George Bush were cheerleaders? well, Halle Berry and Madonna, too)
20. Jumping Rope   have you seen Mark Breland jumping rope? treat yourself
19. Jugglers
18. Yo Yo masters   Steve Brown and comedian Tom Smothers are excellent...I was fairly good with a Duncan Imperial in 1969
17. "Invulnerability"   various stages of imperviousness to pain   incredible
16. Balancing and Stacking Objects
15. Cowboy Tricks   including lariat tricks (Will Rogers started this way), fast draws and trick shots(Sammy Davis was an expert)
14. Human Statues   the skill this takes, wow   my wife and I  saw a guy so good that he looked like an actual statue   we witnessed 
                                 something terrible as a couple tried unsucessfully to make him move before putting out a cigaret on his hand
                                of course, he moved then--and in anger
13. Tumbling/Acrobats
12. Fast Eatiers  one name: Kobayashi   I won three fast eating contests in my youth; the funniest incident was when my brothers
                           and I came in first, second and third in a backyard picnic watermelon eating contest. Our mother was not proud, but
                           embarrassed--go figure
11. Fast Talkers  Clio Award winner and world record holder, John Moschitta comes to mind.  His 586 wpm clip became well
                             known in commercials in the eighties
10. Mimes   quite the contrary to the last entry   I especially liked Shields and Yarnell, who had their own television show
 9. Target Hitting   be it arrow or knife, bullet or playing card , this activity hits the bullseye for me   
 8. Yodeling   my wife and I may be the only ones I know who appreciate yodeling   it can be considered a form of falsetto
                     singing, but it is also utilized as a communication technique in parts of Central Africa and in the Alps  Bette Midler
                     is one of the few (recent) stars I've heard yodeling
 7. Magic   I've seen so many magicians that I usually bypass them these days, but some of them are still pretty incredible
                 the sleight-of-hand pickpockets are out of sight (pun intended)
 6. Feats of Strength   not strongman contests, which are great, but considered sports contests...rather individual feats are
                                    the type of act I mean to include here
 5. Martial Arts demonstrations   especially swordplay   no board breaking here
 4. Memory Tricks   David Farrow memorized 59 decks of cards in random order (world record)   one performer on stage had 
                               audience members stand up and say their names--he then told them their telephone numbers; he had
                              memorized the local telephone book...and I would love to meet Jill Price, who is not a performer but has a
                              most advanced form of hyperthymestic syndrome wherin she remembers virtually everything
 3. Ventriloquists  remember Willie Tyler and Lester, Paul Winchell, Shari Lewis    what remarkable talents  Jeff Dunham is
                             one of the few modernists with whom I'm acquainted
 2. Sound Effects   Herb Dixon is great, but I've never seen anyone to match Michael Winslow (from Police Academy fame).
                              I saw Winslow in Detroit in the nineties:one of the best shows I've ever attended.
 1. Impersonations   There have been many fantastic impersonators: Frank Gorshin, Rich Little, Sammy Davis, Jr. (yes, he
                                  was great in so many areas), Marilyn Michaels.  Eddie Murphy is very good also as is Frank Pisani.
                                 But there is one special entertainer who was an excellent impersonator as well as a comedian, singer
                                 and dancer. His name was George Kirby. He could sing like Ella Fitzgerald and Sarah Vaughan-wow.
                                 (he was a voice impersonator, not a female impersonator/incidental and coincidental ) Kirby's tale is
                                 a bittersweet one. But, treat yourself--he's on YouTube for the modern audience.

Although I'd rather see an excellent tumbler, for example, than a poor ventriloquist (Edgar Bergen), what I am trying to
convey is that 'all things being equal' (which they are not), I'd prefer an excellent voice impersonator to an excellent
"anything else".  Now, if only I could see a ventriloquist who did impersonations and sound effects...ther goes my
paycheck, 'cause THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT.
So long for now.                                              
  • Muriel Motorcitygirl Murray-Broomfield Wow, this is really an interesting list. Although I don't thing that Candice would agree with your assessment of her dad. I have never been a fan of ventriloquists, because I've always thought the "du

Friday, March 7, 2014

Terms of Agreement

In society at large--at our workplaces--in our homes...we have many ways of disagreeing with one another. From a simple shake of the head to an emphatic "No" to a violent outrage, people know how to voice their displeasure. But isn't it so much nicer and much more fun to find something on which you do agree?
I'd like to examine some of the many ways we have of agreeing with each other. I want to address the ' glory of yes'

Various ways to say 'yes':
Yes indeed
Yessir (pretty popular in Detroit during basketball season)
Yup or Yep (my niece had me saying "yep yep" some years ago)
Oh Yeah
Yeah, Buddy
Yeah (Oaktown 357 said, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...yeah, yeah, aw yeah")
Ye-ah, Boyeee (Flavor Flav)

We've all heard enough 'uh huhs' and 'um hmms' to know that affirmations are not always verbal gems;and while I am not a big fan of slang or garbled grammar, I must admit that some of my favourite terms of agreement fit those bills.  I like to hear somebody say, "I concur" after I've made a statement. It is nice to hear the words "I second that" when I present a plan. However, when somebody says to me, "You ain't never lied", I'm certain that he or she agrees with me.
Some terms simply sound better as slang than when enunciated 'properly'. "Sure, you are right" can't hold a candle to "Sho, you're right".
"Fa sho" catches the ear in a more profound manner than does "for sure".

A few words we use to express agreement:
Now, you're talking
Ain't that the truth
Rap on, brother (well, maybe not in this century)
That's 'bout right
I heard that
Back in 1974, on the night of the Ali-Foreman fight, the saying "I heard that" nearly drove me crazy. A young lady used that expression at least one hundred times that evening. A number of us were gathered in the Wayne State area at a restaurant talking, laughing and eating
Apparently, no one had informed this lady that she did not have to echo everybody's sentence with, "I heard that." That expression is usually reserved for a nugget of wisdom or at the least, a new outlook. She was saying it when a person said,"I've got to go to work tomorrow" or "It's nine o'clock". I think she once said it after someone else said , 'I heard that'. (other than that...very nice lady)

Remember when you'd say something somewhat surprising and somebody would exclaim, "Shut up" or "You're lying" ?
These intonations were meant to be positive reinforcements, but could be misconstrued as negative comments by an unwitting bystander.
Tone of voice and facial expression (not to mention head movement, in some cases) are integral parts of communication.

From "Alrighty then" to "Ditto" to "Do tell", we have ways of letting folks know that we agree and want to hear more. In church, I prefer to hear "Amen" more so than any other term of agreement. Outside of church, these are my top ten:
10. WORD or WORD UP     come on now, didn't you like that in the 80s? There was even a magazine called Word Up
 9. YOU SEE   as if the listener was the one who had made the statement   conversational inversion...great stuff
 8. NO DOUBT
 7. I'M TELLIN' YOU   again, the listener reverses the roles (I still say this from time to time)
 6. DARN SKIPPY   I've never said it, although I'm a bit fond of it
 5. TRUE THAT or TRUE DAT   my wife's favourite
 4. HEAR HEAR
 3. RIGHT ON   timeless
 2. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT   the ultimate example of the ' listener becomes speaker' syndrome
 1. I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT   when the right person says this in just the right way, you know it's right too

I've had a lot of fun with this list and I hope that you did also. So long for now and I'll have a new list next week.
Amen to that.