Friday, April 25, 2014

Sidekicks

Sidekicks have been a mainstay in popular fiction since Achilles and Patroclus or more recently, James Bond and Felix Leiter. For the purposes of my list, I shall limit my sidekicks to these criteria: the listed sidekicks will be friends and/or close companions who accompany or follow the main protagonist on his or her adventures or exploits; the sidekick is generally regarded as a subordinate and sometimes as a comic relief or foil counterpoint. I do not list any male-female duos, for I have not witnessed any such team that has not had at least some romantic undertone as opposed to the "pure" sidekick standard. Let me first list a few names who could be considered sidekicks, but will not be referred to as such here.
Lou Costello, of the comedy team Abbott and Costello. As an equal on the team (or better if you're counting laughs), I do not think of this man
as a mere sidekick. I'm sure Abbott's character does and that makes him a sidekick internally, but not in the realm of external judgment.

Spock, of Star Trek fame. Again, he is referred to as a sidekick in various publications, but I cannot quite see him that way despite his sub-ordinate military rank. Kirk is definitely not Spock's superior in any meaningful manner.

The Skipper, from Gilligan's Island. Since an argument could be made for either the Skipper or Gilligan being the other's sidekick, I feel obliged to rule them both out.

I am not including characters who are supporting characters, but not sidekicks, e.g. Chuck Laylo from Doonesbury, Mr. Drysdale from The Beverly Hillbillies--great characters, but not sidekicks. Finally, I am excluding pairs who might have been considered sidekicks in some other "sidekick list". Martin's friends Tommy and Cole and Richie's pals Ralph and Pottsie are ineligible. At this point, you may be saying, "Gee Whiz...who's on the list?"  Okay, I say 'gee whiz', you probably don't. In any case, let's start at the top this time...

Literary Sidekicks
1. Archie Goodwin   Nero Wolfe's friend and man Friday who is instrumental in solving the big guy's cases
2. John Watson   serves a similar role to Sherlock Holmes; also tells Holmes' tales
3. Sancho Panza   Don Quixote's buddy and fellow horseman
4. Huckleberry Finn   Tom Sawyer's pal who had one of the earliest 'spinoffs' and acquired his own sidekick, Jim (about whose relationship
many essays and critiques have been written)
5. Nick Carraway   Gatsby's admirer and biographer

Super Heroes' Sidekicks
1. Robin, the Boy Wonder   Batman's partner(and ward)  My favourite portrayal: Burt Ward of the 60s television series--unequivocally
2.Jimmy Olsen, reporter   friend and sidekick to Superman and to Clark Kent (if your best friend put on or took off eyeglasses, would you still recognize your friend? I'm just asking)
3. Rick Jones   Marvel Comics' teen sidekick for hire; he befriended the Hulk, Captain America and a couple of others
4. Bucky, Captain America's original teenaged partner in the forties
5. Toro   another forties' sidekick and crime fighting partner (of The Human Torch)

Western Sidekicks
Television and movie (and radio) western heroes were known for having sidekicks who often provided comic relief as well as somebody to rescue from time to time. The exceptions to these formulaic sidekicks were:
1. Artemus Gordon, my favourite sidekick from my favourite show, The Wild Wild West. "Artie" was a scientific  genius who invented weapons and tools in the 1880s, many of which would be ahead of our time in 2010.  Ross Martin was a great Artemus Gordon; Kevin Kline was very good in Silverado, but not very good in The Wild Wild West film.
2. Tonto, the Native American partner of the Lone Ranger. Tonto appeared on radio, television and the big screen. He was featured in comic books and comic strips. He fought, rode and rescued people(including the Lone Ranger). Tonto was not your ordinary sidekick.
One of my favourite jokes has the Lone Ranger and Tonto surrounded on four sides by members of the Sioux, the Apache, the Mohawk and the Commanche tribes. The Lone Ranger says to Tonto, "I think we're in trouble." Tonto looks at him and says, "What do you mean, WE, paleface?"
Now for some more standard western sidekicks:
Roy Rogers had Pat Brady (& Nelly Belle)< Andy Devine and Gabby Hayes
Gene Autry had Smiley Burnette
Hopalong Cassidy had "California"
Marshal Matt Dillon had Chester Goode and Festus on his television show
The Cisco Kid had Pancho
Zorro had Bernardo
Actors such as Walter Brennan, Slim Pickens and Buddy Ebsen made careers playing sidekicks for most of their film lives.

Television Sidekicks
1. Kato   the Green Hornet's assistant and driver. Bruce Lee's portrayal of Kato in the 60s series was so dynamic and overwhelming that only die hards even remember who played the Green Hornet. How many sidekicks can whip their bosses?  Just asking?
2. Ethel Mertz   Lucy's best friend and tag along fall girl
3. Barney Fife  another character who ended up dominating the screen...Mayberry's deputy to Sheriff Andy Taylor
4. Gus  Psych's inimitable sidekick to funnyman fake psychic Shawn
5. Hawk   from the books to the small screen, Hawk was Spenser's friend and go-to guy when things got tough
6. Ed Norton   Ralph Kramden's pal from The Honeymooners
7. Rhoda  the first  one of Mary's friends who had her own spinoff series
8. Maynard   Dobie Gillis' beatnik friend who redefined laziness in the person of Bob Denver
 Countess Vaughn should be recognized as one of the great sidekicks for her portrayal of Kim Parker on two sitcoms. In 187 episodes of Moesha and The Parkers, respectively , she was funny every time I watched her (no, I did not see every episode)
 Similarly, Stacey Dash played the same sidekick role (Dee) in the movie and television versions of Clueless.(no additional comment)

Movie sidekicks are not as prevalent these days unless there are sequels involved. It is difficult to have a sidekick who truly displays an important role and exudes his/her own independent character in a single film. Morgan Freeman has played a number of strong supporting roles, but dare I call them sidekick roles? Perhaps this is true only to Costner's Robin Hood. I can think of two characters who fulfill the sidekick requirements :Mini-Me of Austin Powers' movies, a pretty funny guy, and Silent Bob
Under other circumstances, Goose, sidekick to Maverick in Top Gun could have made the list.

Arsenio Hall, Rue McClanahan, Jackee Harry...good sidekick people; but how about Jerome, Morris Day's valet? He's one of the best!
Ed McMahon is famous for being the quintessential sidekick. He introduced Johnny Carson in the oft emulated manner he made famous. Then he sat with Johnny and the Tonight Show guests and laughed whenever Johnny told a joke . I'm not knocking it...they say that the hardest part to play is 'second fiddle'.

Cartoon Character Sidekick Countdown
honourable mentions: Wimpy, Lothar and Sideshow Bob
8. Tinker Bell (Peter Pan)
7. Odie (Garfield)
6. Jiminy Cricket (Pinocchio)
5. Baba Looey (Quick Draw McGraw)
4. Pinky (The Brain)
3. Boo Boo (Yogi Bear)
I do not really like seeing a tie for first place on lists, especially my own lists. But, I cannot decide this time.  Both of these characters have an iconic presence. They are both funny and silly and often important to the leading characters. They have both been around for decades
--Jughead Jones (Archie Andrews' best friend) and Barney Rubble (Fred Flintstone's best friend) Help me out and cast a vote...
 (special note: Bullwinkle was Rocky's sidekick at the onset, but he reversed the relationship on our rodent friend)
Before closing, I must mention that the greatest true life example of a sidekick (to my knowledge) is James Boswell.  Boswell devoted  much of his life to following, assisting and chronicling the life of Samuel Johnson. Johnson is famous for writing  his dictionary in 1775. As a noted essayist, poet and lexicographer, Samuel Johnson was a man who probably deserved a biography. However, as time passed, the biography itself became more famous than the man in many circles .James Boswell is not famous for being a lawyer and scholar, but for writing about Johnson.  In fact, the word 'Boswelian' was coined from Boswell's name. Its meaning is: constant companion; observer.

If anybody out  needs a biographer, I can be Boswelian...oh, yes I can.  So long for now.
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Friday, April 18, 2014

Top Ten Cartoon Characters

10. Beany & Cecil: what an introduction to satire and sarcasm; Cecil, the seasick sea serpent was a clever ( often corny ) wisecracker...as are most of my cartoon favourites. This show was just funny.
9. Bluto/Brutus: the arch-enemy and rival of Popeye. As Bluto, he was a muscular bully who gave as good as he got. When his name changed to Brutus, he got flabby and meaner (he even became a bank robber once). Bluto was/is,in my opinion, the greatest cartoon bad guy I've seen.
8. Daffy Duck: do I really have to say anymore?
7. Popeye: what a fine example for little ones: polite, generous, caring, brave...and he encouraged us to eat spinach . He even took in a child who..(better not go there lol)
6. Sylvester: the number two loser of all time gotta love him
I saw five modern examples of well crafted cartoons within the last few years:
Pinky and the Brain, Duckman, The Animaniacs, Dexter's Laboratory and Johnny Bravo
5. Wile E. Coyote: the number one loser (no help from Acme) I root for Wile E. Coyote and yet I find myself wanting the Road Runner to escape--what a paradox. Isn't it great that cartoon characters can run over a cliff and suspend the laws of physics? Gravity will not affect them until they look down.
4. Bugs Bunny, that Oscar winning rabbit:He's slick, quick and slippery as can be. Bugs knows 'what's up"
3. Top Cat: this was the coolest cat on television. He had a gang of alley cats who followed him from adventure to adventure. Top Cat (TC) outwitted crooks and cops alike. His theme song was cool too. I have all of his cartoons on DVD.
2. Droopy: this sad-faced beagle was slow and steady and he always got his 'man' (usually canine or lupine) Tex Avery's best creation entertained me and my brothers for hours and hours.
1. FOGHORN LEGHORN
I can watch Foghorn endlessly (figuratively). His southern drawl, his self-assuredness, hiis distinct way of relating to all of the supporting characters...don't get me , ah say, don't get me started

Final note: Although his cartoons are forgettable, Porky Pig must be mentioned. He is THE Warner Bros. icon. He's a harmless, friendly happy-go-lucky fellow. There, I said it. It would be too too corny for me to quote Porky Pig now ; and since I can't stutter as well as he does, I'll just say:
So long for now.
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Friday, April 11, 2014

Thirty "Must See" Modern Movies

These movies (1984 - 2006) are listed in the order of their release years, though not necessarily by actual release date. I'll post a new movie list soon (2007 - present). I have saved the top four for last.
#5 - #30:
Remo Williams The Adventure Begins (1985) I saw this action movie at the theatre with my mother 25 years ago. We enjoyed it immensely. Joel Grey is fantastic in it.
Silverado (1985) This movie is a throwback to the Westerns on which I grew up great stuff
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986) Remember those old movies wherein the hapless hero (Jerry Lewis, Don Knotts, et al) could do nothing right? Well, Ferris can do no wrong...the proverbial good-luck guy.
Aliens (1986) Lots of excitement...better than its predecessor
School Daze (1988) The first full colour Spike Lee Joint...good plot, good singing, good movie
Goodfellas (1990) Joe Pesci at his crazy-best. I read the book first, and the movie was just as good
The Marrying Man (1991) The movie that united Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin...real good stuff
Boomerang (1992) I can watch it any time --  Eddie Murphy and Robin Givens, are you kidding?
Passenger 57 (1992) The action is still great and not outdated
Class Act (1992) Kid and Play in a very underrated comedy. Kid is hilarious
A Bronx Tale (1993) My favourite DeNiro movie. This film is great in so many ways
Heart and Souls (1993) Drama, comedy, pathos...and the great Alfre Woodard
Demolition Man (1993) Snipes vs. Stallone in the (near?) future. Lots of fun
Baby's Day Out (1994) The scene in the park made me laugh until I cried
Shawshank Redemption (1994) This movie made many people's lists and with good reason. The acting is fantastic, the story is great, the movie is simply rewarding each time
Low Down Dirty Shame (1994) An action-comedy that always amuses
Devil in a Blue Dress (1995) Very good mystery thriller. Denzel is good and Don (Cheadle) is too good
Eraser (1996) Another exciting action flick on my list...this movie is fun to watch
A Time to Kill (1996) The drama is intense and thrilling. I loved seeing the klansmen getting battered
Con Air (1997) What an adrenaline HIGH (pun intended)
Jackie Brown (1997) When you absolutely have to kill everybody in the room...
The Mask of Zorro (1998) I love sword fighting more than gunfights, fistfights or any other movie fights. This movie took me back to Tyrone Power and Errol Flynn (and Catherine Zeta-Jones wasn't bad either)
U.S. Marshals (1998) Tommy Lee Jones reprised his Oscar winning role from The Fugitive and Wesley Snipes displayed some of his great fighting skills
Romeo Must Die (2000) Lots of fun...lots of fights
The Last Castle (2001) Along with Shawshank Redemption, one of the top prison movies of the past few decades
Dreamgirls (2006) Have you seen this movie? Then you understand...

The Top Four (in chronological order)
A Soldier's Story (1984) I have a friend who can imitate the voices and do the scenes from this movie. Of course there's nothing like the movie itself. A must see definitely
Road House (1989) A philosophy major kickin' butt? How can I not love it?
White Men Can't Jump (1992) Basketball...chases...trash talk...something for everyone (oh yeah, I believe Rosie Perez is in it also)
Enemy of the State (1998) It could happen to any of us...seriously. Will Smith is fantastic in this film

Thank you for allowing me to share some of my favourites with you. So long for now.

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Saturday, April 5, 2014

Eddie Murphy Movies

From stand-up comic to television star to Golden Globe winning actor, Eddie Murphy has made his mark in the entertainment world.
The range of talent this man has displayed on film is incredible: comedy, drama, impersonations, music.  How about  a short quiz ?
The Five by Five Eddie Murphy Test
Name 5 comedy superstars who have played in films with Eddie Murphy.
Name 5 Academy Award nominees who have played significant roles in movies with Eddie Murphy.(for a bonus, name 8)
Name 5 movies in which Eddie Murphy played dual or multiple roles.
Name 5 movies in which Eddie Murphy was arrested and/or spent time in jail.
Name 5 roles Eddie Murphy played in which he was in law enforcement .

Eddie Murphy has reprised roles played by such icons as Jerry Lewis, Bill Cosby and Rex Harrison.  When he is at his best, there are few,if any, today who can match him. Yes, he's had some flops; but even some of  his 'flops' would make other actors happy. Daddy Day Care grossed over $150 million.  Norbit was nominated for an Oscar for Makeup and Harlem Nights for Costume Design.
 Murphy's  forte is playing fast talking con men-types, but he plays other roles with equal aplomb. These are my Top Twenty Eddie Murphy Films  (not including his live comedy performances or any animated movies featuring his voice)

20. Imagine That   2009  E.M. plays a father whose daughter has magic powers which he (mis)uses
19. Beverly Hills Cop 3   1994  the worst installment of the trilogy despite Theresa Randle
18. Harlem Nights   1989  arguably the movie with the most comedy potential ever...it delivered to a point
17. Dr. Dolittle   1998  hey, I'm an animal lover
16. Vampire in Brooklyn   1995  E.M played multiple roles in this underrated comedy-horror movie
15. Bowfinger   1999  Eddie Murphy and Steve Martin...neither at their best, but good enough
14. Holy Man   1998  this one caught me off guard; see it when you get a chance
13. 48 Hours   1982  E.M made his first big screen appearance in this film...what a debut (one scene- -in a bar--is fantastic)
12. The Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps   2000  no wonder E.M is the biggest comedy box office star in history
11. Beverly Hills Cop 2   1987  this was only his sixth movie, but E.M was already a polished veteran

Has any other actor played with Robin Givens, Sheryl Lee Ralph, Thandie Newton, Beyonce Knowles, Halle Berry, Janet Jackson, Lela Rochon, Charlotte Lewis and Victoria Dillard? (just a question)

10.The Golden Child   1986  good plot involving  fate and providence with action and laughs
 9. Beverly Hills Cop   1984  called the first "buddy cop movie"...this was E.M as a Detroit cop in California...good stuff
 8. The Nutty Professor   1996  E.M  was equal  to the task (or better than) that was set before him in remaking the Jerry Lewis
      classic    not only did he play a great Buddy Love, but  six other roles in addition...phenomenal work
 7. The Distinguished Gentleman   1992  good political comic satire
 6. Life   1999  such an underrated movie   E.M is very good and you won't believe the comedy stars who are in this film
 5. Trading Places   1983  E.M.'s second feature film; but his genius shows already   classic material
 4. Metro   1997  E.M as a hostage negotiator for the police...lots of action, very good backstory with Carmen Ejogo
 3. Dreamgirls   2006  this could have been number one save for the fact that it is not strictly an E.M vehicle...Murphy has a strong presence and his performance garnered many awards, but the ensemble cast  prevented this from being viewed as an "Eddie Murphy movie" per se (though it is a movie starring Eddie Murphy)  are you more confused now?
 2. Boomerang   1992  E.M. at his charming best...and Eartha Kitt's supporting role was priceless...this is the E.M movie which is probably the most stylized and features  E.M  with the confidence and swagger he often parodies...had he played the role a bit more pronounced, I think it would have been over the top,,,he was excellent
 1. Coming to America   1988  another multiple role extravaganza for E.M.(including the part of an older Jewish man)...this movie had humour, a love story, cultural wit, and even James Earl Jones...E.M plays the 'fish out of water' role as if he had invented it
   Coming to America had so many great scenes that I cannot list them...I think I'll watch it again

Axel Foley, Reggie Hammond, Billy Ray Valentine, Prince Akeem...Murphy has given us so many memorable characters and he has given us so much laughter that I see no reason not to call him a superstar.(and he just turned fifty three ...darn youngster)

So long for now.